Well, it's been 2 months here, and we finally went to Dublin proper. You may recall from a previous post that we have to return our car to the Dublin airport every 3 weeks. But the airport isn't in Dublin - it is 45 minutes north of the city, and we have always used those days to do things "near Dublin."
So we got up early and drove into Dublin. Since it is a 2.5 hour drive each way, we decided to make a 2 day trip of it to get the most time in the city. Sam found an amazing hotel to stay in at the edge of the city, and used an app to rent parking from people (individuals rent out their own parking spaces for about $12/day, compared to the citywide parking rate of $40-60/day. So on the two days we rented parking in different parts of town, and then focused our exploration in those areas.
Our first stop was Kilmainham Gaol, where gaol is the old word for jail (and is pronounced that way - but I'm not sure if gaol is actually pronounced jail, or if everyone just says Kilmainham Jail. And Kilmainham is unrelated to Kilmanahan, which is where we are living). You may ask, why visit an old jail, but this jail has a lot of historical significance. Recall that Irish independence was only 100 years ago (and statehood was only 75 years ago). So a lot of these stories are still pretty fresh, historically speaking. And in the hands of the right tour guide, these stories are very powerful.
The four sentence version is that there was a run-of-the-mill small Easter uprising in 1916, which was put down in a couple days. Irish commonfolk were ambivalent about the rebels, who were probably causing more trouble than progress. But, in one of the all-time blunders in history, the British decided to send a message and executed the rebels, one of whom was so injured he had to be pulled unconscious from a nearby hospital, tied to a chair, and shot. Well, that enraged the nation, and a couple years later Ireland went full military revolution and became independent. All of this happened at the jail. Since we had heard this story several times over the past months, it was powerful to see it in person. This is captured in the first 15 minutes of the excellent Liam Neeson film Michael Collins (1996) about the leader of said events. And the jail is used extensively for the filming of the also excellent but unrelated Daniel Day Lewis historical film In the Name of the Father (1993), even though that film takes place in London in the 70's. The jail, closed in 1930, is very picturesque as you can see in photos below.
Our next top was Royal Hospital Kilmainham. Now you may be thinking, a jail and hospital? What kind of tourists are you? And that's fair. But we like tours, especially historical ones. Our first weekend in Ireland we bought the historical society family pass, which has saved us a lot of money!
Our tour guide was pretty funny and informal on this one (the kind who introduces himself as the best looking tour guide in Ireland). He knew his stuff, but he may have had a couple Guinnesses before the tour. He was quite entertaining and would always need help coming back to his original point after multiple tangents. We learned the "hospital" is not really a hospital in its current embodiment c. 1680, but rather a veteran's home, although it was a hospital long ago in its past. It was commissioned by Lord Butler on behalf of Charles II, inspired by a similar facility in Paris, and then inspired a similar facility in London. It is notable as being the first large secular building in Ireland as
well as being the first large classical building in Ireland. And not to give the entire history of Ireland again, but the site was first built as a monastery by Strongbow back in 1174 (just remember him as the guy who first brought the Brits to Ireland, where they stayed for 750 years). Everything seems to come back to Strongbow and/or the Butlers!
It also has a lovely garden, and currently also hosts the Museum of Modern Art, which we quickly toured on our own.
From there we went to our hotel, and then the airport to exchange our car, and then drove back downtown to experience the nightlife in Temple Bar and grab something to eat. I wanted the girls to try calamari, which they really liked "once you stop thinking about what it is." The hotel which was somehow only 5 miles but 40 minutes across town, was very classy, had ample parking and a great view, and an amazing breakfast that will be part of Day 2.
One thing we didn't realize at the time was how spoiled for weather we were on Day 1! Stay tuned for Trinity College, the Book of Kells, and Dublin Castle.
KILMAINHAM GAOL
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| Another amazing tour guide, this guy was all business (although when I was chatting with him on the side, he mentioned he was a crowd extra in Michael Collins). This is the chapel where one of the prisoners was married on the eve of his execution (but they were only allowed 10 minutes together supervised). His wife was imprisoned here a couple years later for other reasons. |
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| The courtroom (it's hard to tell, but the chair is on a table/platform). You can see the national harp emblem on the wall. |
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| The old wing of the jail. Very bleak, dark, damp (and this was the nice view). |
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| Not a lot of space, usually one person to a cell. You never left your cell. |
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| The "new" wing of the jail. Very beautiful. I think this was one of the first jails to test out the theory that everybody wins when prisoners have some common space and can interact with other prisoners and see the sun and breathe fresh air, which is how all jails are built now. |
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| Another stairway between floors. |
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| An astute student of Irish history would recognize de Valera as another leader of the Easter Rising, as well as the creator of Ireland's constitution, Ireland's first prime minister (3x, most of 1931-1959) and then president (2x, 1959-1973). He was spared execution likely because he was American. Also, he is played by Snape in the movie. |
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| Stonebreakers' Yard, the site of the 14 executions. 200 were on the list, but by the 14th Britain knew it had messed up. The movie used this exact spot. |
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| The onsite museum has letters from the executed to their mothers the night before. Powerful. |
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| On a lighter note the prisoners were apparently able to sneak a camera in, and even film-developing equipment, and there was a museum exhibit of the secret photos, including one prisoner who took everyone's photo and had them sign his "yearbook." |
ROYAL HOSPITAL KILMAINHAM
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| Beautiful entrance. |
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| Family 0.5 selfie! |
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| The stunning gardens. The conical bushes are actually manicured yews, which is amazing because there are also tall yew trees on the estate, which look totally different. And the wall of trees in the back are called lime trees (not the citrus kind). The are trained onto large cubes so that they form a perfectly boxy canopy. I just learned that these trees are the national tree of several eastern European countries. |
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| What do you do with statues of the monarchy when it is overthrown? You remove the cherubs and display those in gardens. Then you hide the statues in a basement somewhere. Then when Australia is looking for a statue of Queen Victoria 100 years later you ship it over, which is a delicious irony since she shipped all the Irish prisoners over to Australia. It's on "indefinite" loan though Ireland made it clear they never wanted to see her again. |
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| This (small) military horse was so legendary in its battles for Britain around the world that the Queen gave it a royal medal. It is buried in the gardens. |
EVENING
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| The view of Dublin from the hotel was beautiful |
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| The famous Guinness Storehouse (we did not do the tour, although Alex and Melissa and Andrew did on their visit) |
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| A spooky building downtown |
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| Mmmm... calimari |
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| Mmmm...burgers |
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| Temple Bar, which is confusingly both a bar and a neighborhood, is the most touristy part of Dublin nightlife. So of course we walked around for a while! |
23,000 steps later, we slept well.